HELLOWE'RE GLAD YOU MADE IT!
The Frederick Grotto
Meeting Location: Araby United Methodist Church
4548 Araby Church Road
Frederick MD 21708
Time: 7:30 pm
When: Last Thursday of the month
May be no meeting in November and December
Yes, you've stumbled upon the web site of the Frederick Grotto in the beautiful state of Maryland.
Also known as the Land of Pleasant Living, Maryland contains part of the Chesapeake Bay, a drowned river valley, that was inundated when the continental ice sheets melted at the end of the last Ice Age.
Those who don't accept the science of Ice Ages in particular and Evolution in general should get a life! But I digress.
The Frederick Grotto is located in the rolling hills of the Piedmont Provence, about halfway between the Chesapeake Bay and the Allegheny Plateau.
You may be wondering, why I, Andy B Celmer, am telling you all this. Because I Can!
When I first offered to create this web site for the Frederick Grotto, I requested content from the Officers and Members to grace the pages of the site.
I quickly received Grotto Minutes from Anya Craine, the Grotto Library Inventory from Jonathan Helta and Photos from Ken Carter. Thank you very much for your contributions.
The remainder is created from whole guano by me, Andy B Celmer. Anyone who wishes to submit content for this site must adhear to the following rules.
1) The content should be at least amusing if not funny.
2) The content must be Family Friendly, no dirty words, pictures, ect.
3) Any pictures or drawings must be of your creation, no web based photos or copyrighted material of any kind.
4) This offer will likely be rescinded as soon as someone from The Frederick Grotto acually sees the site.
A few housekeeping words are in order. The pictures scattered in the text can be clicked on to obtain a larger version of the image. Click again on the larger image to return to the page of its origin.
No part of this web site may be copied without written permission from me, Andy B Celmer.
Andy B Celmer
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